me as a parent

(Source: trolltina, via delzdesigns)

me at the zoo: where are the dragons

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via thatsqualitystuff)

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

(Source: dogsyoutube, via omnomnominator)

I had sex in a church

dlubes:

holy fuck

human:

diamonds are just coal that dealt with stress well

(via willieshakes)

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY